: panic.

it looks wrong it looks wrong it looks wrong it looks wrong it looks wrong

You know how when teachers have sexual relations with their students, they're fired and shunned and suspended and in some cases never allowed to work in education again?

I think baristas who can't/are too lazy to make foam deserve the same treatment.

: bah, humbug.

For my 21st birthday I have been socially pressured into going to Banff to spend money I don't have and be sociable all day.

Tomorrow, I will be taking a second, unofficial birthday day, in which I am allowed to ignore everyone, stay home, and write.

Pah.